Vous etes adulte? Non, je ne le crois pas

Lately, it has come to my attention that my life needs to be much more oriented around silly, cheesy remarks such as this.

Happy birthday to my bestest of all bestest friends; Hannah Unterschultz. You are a thing of beauty, talent, crazy eyes, smiles, laughter, and, most of all, a force to be reckoned with. You make my life a safer, huggier, lovier place, and I hope I do even a fraction for you what you do for me. I don't know where I would be today without you. And all those cliche-y things.
I will probably buy you a present.
Just not today.
Today, you are an adult, and can't throw a temper tantrum when I don't have a present for you.