Thursday, January 13, 2011

Je suis, tu es, il est, elle est, nous sommes, vous etes...

What is happening to people lately? It's not just the astrological signs that are falling apart.
But thank goodness that's over.
See, Christina told me in the car on the way to ballet that the zodiac signs have shifted, found a thirteenth one, and now the whole damn thing shifted, making us lose our astrological identity! etc. etc.
Anyways, for a good two hours, I did not feel like myself. It was crazy. I was crazy. Plus, I am so not an Aries. I looked it up, and I'm like, hell no, that is so not me. I felt a little bit like I had misinterpreted my entire life.
Or something.
Because that's how I am. I am obnoxious and emotional and unsteady, materialistic, stubborn, sensual and compassionate and I crave comfortability and stability. I am a Taurus! Ha-ha!

That has got to have been the most dramatic 2 hours of my life. Identity crisis much?

Ha-ha. I also feel like a bit of a loser now for writing a blog about this. But now that I know that occasionally people talk about reading my blog while I'm not EVEN THERE, I feel like I need to share this experience with the community.
Also, I feel like I need a real ringtone.
It used to be Seasons of Love. That seems cheap now. I want something different.
So, I thought, "Hm, we'll go with some Charlie Winston."
But then I was like, no, because when my phone rings I want people to know it's mine.
So then I was all like, "Gotta go with Under the Sea, or something."
And then I thought, "No, that's embarrassing."
And then I was all like, "Well maybe a different Disney song?"
But my inner pretentious indie kid is really all for Charlie Winston because nobody's ringtone is freaking Charlie Winston.
But I try to suppress that pretentious indie kid as best I can, until I start playing my guitar chords.

Today was a good day.
Probably mostly because of Flying Rhino Junior High. (I hope you'll at least read this one, Leanne.)
Maybe some other stuff too, other than my identity crisis.
Maybe.

3 comments:

  1. I'm and aries. Not a pieces. I don't buy into this changing of the symbols. At least not for us.

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  2. I hear it's only if you're born after 2009

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  3. Charlie Winston is certainly pretentious...wouldn't say that anything he does is "indie", however. "Desperate for hipster credibility" is more like it. Therefore, your inner pretentious indie kid shouldn't really be paying that much attention to Winston. Unless of course, Winston appeals to your inner kid's pretentiousness. How about just "inner pretentious kid", then?

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