Answer: Very long.
Things Lyndsay does instead of studying for her math test:
- Goes for sunset runs at 430 (gotta stay hale and healthy, after all, for, you know, her math tests, optimum brain function and...stuff)
- Plays Regina Spektor songs a la piano (you know, to decide whether these are options for musical theater project...which is also something that I need to do)
-Goes searching for more Regina Spektor songs online and prints them out (just to, you know, keep my options wide open)
-Writes pointless blog entries that nobody ever COMMENTS ON
- Has anger management issues
-Eats half a shrimp ring
-Contemplates the secrets of the universe (i.e. Is there a wrong way to slice apples, and if there is, what is it, and why is it wrong, and what makes it so wrong? Is an increased frequency in nosebleeds caused by changes in pressure in the air around you, or by karma?)
- Strums random notes on guitar, trying to be indie (or pretentious, some of the notes after all, are vowels, Jacob)
-Eats more shrimp
-Wishes people would comment on her blogs, so that she has something to look forward to on days like this
- Wishes it were supper time
-Eats more shrimp
(Repeat)
I feel similarly about blog comments. Only sometimes there's not much to say. I love you?
ReplyDeleteThanks for your support, Hannah. I appreciate it.
ReplyDeleteYou're welcome love. Also, I hate that creepy cat picture.
ReplyDeleteYou should get addicted to Tumblr. It's a lot more exciting than blogs.
ReplyDeleteI don't know what tumblr is! And I like writing blogs=(
ReplyDeleteI like writing blogs too.
ReplyDeleteHow do you find good stuff on tumblr anyway?
I don't like shrimp.
ReplyDeleteI like shrimp. I have a shrimp affinity, one might say.
ReplyDeleteI am wary of tuumblr because it doesn't have enough vowels.
Hahaha I just got the title. Totes sang that song in elementary school!
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