Attends! Attends!

I'm funnier than this.
I'm not this awkward.
I say funny things.
I'm a nice person, on my good days.
But when I'm not a nice person, it can be funny?
I'm a funny person.
I'm funnier than this. Witty. Smart. Sometimes.
Maybe. Maybe I forget how to be funny.
But I am.
Funny, I mean.
I want you to know that.
Just thought you should know that.

I should study logs.
Not like trees.
See?
I'm funny.

Fuck, I wish I was funny.