Saturday, February 13, 2010

Si tu est

I have begun this blog with absolutely no end destination in sight. None at ALL.
Except to stall me from eating breakfast. You see, I want to have female children, and Allison told me this is the way to do it. I probably shouldn't trust her. What she is actually trying to do is starve me from my breakfast, so that I will always be hungry in the mornings, so that I will not be able to focus in school, so that all my marks will drop so much I will be forced into a job like raising cats in a really big house with her, who would otherwise be all alone all the time. I see what you're doing, Allison. And it won't work. I WILL eat breakfast.
...Maybe. See, I'm also suffering from a lack of exercise, with the whole back load, and I feel a little slightly bit overweight. So maybe it's a good thing not to eat breakfast. Let's not talk about my eating disorders any longer.

My boyfriend is coming home today. I am leaving today. I miss him. I think I had a funny dream about him last night.

PROS:
- I'm going to Edmonton to spend the weekend with my Jennifer Joannie and Katie, both of whom I love very much.
- I figured out how to operate my EReader. Now I am reading Pride and Prejudice upon it. This is one of my favouritest books in the entire world. The one with zombies in it is an insult to all that is holy.
-My boyfriend is coming home. Now, while I am out having fun, he will be missing ME, instead of the other way around. Maybe he will use this time to write me a song and buy me flowers and fetch me a constellation for Valentine's Day.
-Thursday afternoon was just a great period of history. It should have been documented.
-My new boots.
-Ragdoll kittens.
-Dragons.
-I danced for 15 minutes yesterday. =)

CONS:
- It looks cold outside. I HATE the cold.
-Math? Hi, I already don't like you. I am forming judgements about you that you probably wouldn't like.
-My boyfriend is coming home, and I am leaving.
-I feel icky-sore. And tired.
-But nice.
-This blog post keeps randomly changing my letters into italics.
-My face.
-Enough with the italics.

Random thought du jour:
I would like to try the peas from Persopolis.

3 comments:

  1. I'm doing this for your own good. = D

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  2. If we wish to get into details, eating breakfast actually helps you to lose weight as it kickstarts your metabolism so that it doesn't go into starvation mode (which it does, if you don't eat breakfast). However, if you wish to bear female children, it might just be worth it.

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  3. No, Hannah is right. Breakfast is good. But boys are smelly...I just have to decide which outweighs the other.

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