Je suis

...When I straighten my hair, I feel like I am performing sacrilegious rites.
...When I pluck my eyebrows, it makes me sneeze.
...When I put in contacts, it makes my nose run and sometimes bleed.
...When people pick at cuticles (whether it be theirs or mine), I feel nauseous.
...When I feel uncomfortable, I pass out.
...When there is music playing, I have to sing along.