Social studies, directly defined as the most boring subject ever, except I really like it now because I am getting 91, and we spend a lot of time in the library 'researching' projects but really being on facebook and watching A Very Potter Musical or writing mindless blogs, is presently happening.
I think that instead of researching the World Wildlife Fund I will research actual social things, like people, because when I think social I think people, so I will now conduct a study on the people around me.
Kaylie and Eric Haynes are nurturing their secret love affair by sharing a moment watching A Very Potter Musical (for the umpteenth time, in Kaylie's case.) I am watching her mouth the words. She is funny because she does that a lot and makes silly expressions on her face. But I forgive her because I do it too and that is why we are best friends. Eric Haynes is looking contemplative, as per usual. If he were a famous statue, he would be The Thinker, and Kaylie would not. Kaylie would not be a statue because, like me, nobody could make her into a statue because she is always dancing around like a hooligan, or watching A Very Potter Musical, evidently.
(I would like to note how sad it is that even though I cannot hear what is happening in the aforementioned musical playing on the computer next to mine, I still know exactly word-for-word what they are saying/singing.) (Almost.)
Megan is being responsible! It's crazy! When is Megan ever responsible! Or responsable, which is the word I just substituted for responsible, because French is plaguing my brain with a disease, where I don't even get any of the cool French traits, like wine and cheese and being in France, I only get the smelly French things, like speaking in French. It's actually kind of funny because she is sitting right next to me and not even noticing I am talking about her. She is looking up things to do with the Olympics. I am concluding this is because in her spare time she is a famous figure skater/alpine skiier/something else you do in the cold. And she is preparing. Because she is a preparer. Now.
Tessa is also being responsible? What on earth is this blasphemy? I think I am dreaming. Because Eric Haynes, Kaylie and I are doing everything but working, while those two are. Psychotic!
Someone whose name I forget is asking us what the first words that came to our heads was. She is asking this over and over and over again and the words coming to my head are more and more often annoying irritating and murder.
Her name has been revealed to be Kelsey. She and her friends laughed at me when I told them 'panda'. What is wrong about thinking about pandas, is what I want to know? Someone has to think of the pandas. And I am doing it. I get things done. I solve problems. Thats what me and Rachel do. We are problem solvers. Or something.
I am getting really jealous that I am not watching A Very Potter Musical. I'm going to go cry...and eat my sandwich.
Until next time.
OH, also, my social teacher is leaving. That sucks. Because, as mentioned before, he gave me 91. Also, he hands out scratch and sniff stickers. What teacher still does that in grade 11? Also, because Eric Haynes and I are the best students ever, we get squishy chairs. Also, my boyfriend sits in the same squishy chair as me in his social class, which restores my faith (that was never lost) that we are meant to be together. Why else would the forces of the universe facilitate elementary school note passing between us? Why?
I can never go back to normal chairs.
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